Is this not the best Valentine’s Day card ever? My girlfriend sent it and I was crying with laughter the moment I opened it. That being said, if you looking for some Valentine’s day inspiration, I can tell you with certainty you won’t find it here (ever). Even when I was in a relationship, it just wasn’t my thing. So, instead of wasting a perfectly good dinner reservation on a prix fixe menu, I am keeping it low key with friends, a bottle(s) of wine, a great meal (that is totally TBD), and maxing out my Netflix account. Feeling like this is the perfect plan.